The Planet Pluto

Ruminations, illuminations and exploration from the Planet Pluto! Not much of a planet, not much of a tumblr.
“Better jump down a squirrel hole / ignite yrself a wormhole / don’t wear shoe soles / try to avoid the turnpike tolls / don’t wanna be a butt / you better chew a sirloin cut / the winter won’t work / ‘cause the assholes took the good nuts” -Squirrel Dylan (and now, a low-brow parody): “nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts… everybody!”

“Better jump down a squirrel hole / ignite yrself a wormhole / don’t wear shoe soles / try to avoid the turnpike tolls / don’t wanna be a butt / you better chew a sirloin cut / the winter won’t work / ‘cause the assholes took the good nuts” -Squirrel Dylan

(and now, a low-brow parody): “nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts… everybody!”

(via wormholes)

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    :) creepily awesome.
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    hahahahaha squirrel
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